well, this looks bad. →
the singers backing up darren criss are my dear friends the tufts university beelzebubs. (unfortunately, they aren’t the actors behind criss— apparently, a group of 19-22 year-old men look too young to play high school aged boys?) they are amazing, wonderful, incredibly talented people. even iTunes thinks so: “The album’s true highlight, though, is an a cappella version of...
(the Colbert Report, 11/29/10) Dan Savage wants Stephen Colbert to set an example for high-profile conservative pundits by making a video for the It Gets Better Project. (06:28) i may or may not have teared up a little while watching this. i wish that everyone could see this.
Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots because...– The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan (via bearbearpdx)
Sometimes, when we’re lying together, I look at her and I feel dizzy with the...– Barack Obama being legit as fuck. Excuse my language, but this is a great way to start a Monday. (via theessentialman)
well, it’s official. the eucalyptus plant is dead. i’m trying to decide if i’m going to buy another one, or just get over it and buy some decorative plant-like things instead. honestly, i’m surprised i’m keeping myself alive. it’s no wonder my plant died.
You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy...– Oscar Wilde (via loveyourchaos)
JK Rowling to write 'Harry Potter' prequel series. →
ilovemypotionsmaster: kellyscherber: Though Harry’s adventures may be over, you’ll get to learn more about his parents, James and Lily, in this new series coming from authoress JK Rowling. While the details are still foggy, it appears it will detail the adventures of Harry’s parents, as well as Severus Snape, and other members of the Potter gang. Said Rowling, of the new series: “I expect to...
shit. glee is making me cry.
hmm. go figure. :)
Take the Slut Test! →
datebynumbers: whatwouldedo: stickyisaslut: According to this survey, I am 61% slut. This surprises me a bit because my number of sexual partners is pretty high (which is one of the questions). You all should re-blog with your own percentages. I am dying to know <3 I scored a 60% - I really want to know just how slutty you need to be to get it under 50% 55%. Does that mean I fail?...
no kidding. three invites on facebook already, only counting the ones i’m seriously considering attending. txtsfrmlstnght: (515): the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me.
this is my favorite holiday movie (tied with National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation) i’m sitting on the couch after a great day at work, watching this movie. i couldn’t be any happier. “bye buddy. hope you find your dad” ahhhh one of my favorite parts.
Tired and emotional →
bestofwikipedia: Tired and emotional is a chiefly British euphemism for being drunk. It was popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown, but is now used as a stock phrase, possibly because of British slander and libel law.
WANT THIS →
BBM adventures with sister
me: I love you, sissy.
me: Want me to get champagne for us for thanksgiving?
me: Are you drunkie?
me: Have fun and be safe sissy. I love youuu.
me: Hungover today?
morgan: Peed my bed
me: Shut up. Really?
morgan: Yep. And threw up before that
me: Holy crap. Are you ok? Can you get that fixed????
morgan: Hahah yeah I'm fine
me: Is your bed ruined?
me: Yay! In that case, LOL!!!
what a dumb unobservant bitch– alex
Schrödinger’s Rapist, or Other Insights Into the... →
I have tried to explain the message of this article so many times i feel like i should have a banner or a t-shirt or something. i’m so glad that i finally found someone’s writing on this- who explains it so much better than i ever could. men: you’re nice, but we don’t worry about the same things. and when you trivialize the fact that i have to worry about assault daily,...
Tall poppy syndrome →
bestofwikipedia: Tall poppy syndrome (TPS) is a pejorative term used in the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand to describe a social phenomenon in which people of genuine merit are resented, attacked, cut down, or criticised because their talents or achievements elevate them above or distinguish them from their peers. (via Larson Fritz)
well, #1 is back and #4 is confusing. but tonight, it was boston who quieted the rage machine. i’d post about what through me into such a boiling, seething, pit of rage, but I’m done posting about that. I did my part to avoid confrontation, and i think that might involve not mentioning her anymore. not worth it anyway. besides, if it isn’t clear to you yet that my living...
oh, now i get it →
wow. just write about my life, why don’t you? datebynumbers: isthisreallifeee: so this is what happened with Texas, i was two-night standed. makes perfect sense. This is spot on. Two is random. Three is a pattern. And this is definitely something I’ve been guilty of. But pattern non-committal sex is nearly impossible to find. I’m sorry, but Friends-With-Benefits is a fantasy....
bestofwikipedia: Qualia, singular “quale”, from a Latin word meaning for “what sort” or “what kind,” is a term used in philosophy to describe the subjective quality of conscious experience. Examples of qualia are the pain of a headache, the taste of wine, or the redness of an evening sky. (via 102828)
so, you know that moment that people in graduate/professional school (Masters, PhD, Medical, Law, MBA, etc) tell you about during the application process? the moment you realize that you’re either going to crack or become an alcoholic? well, I’m there. big time.
…and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart nails it again.